Once you see the face in the Porsche 911 GT3-R, it cannot be unseen. It’s particularly noticeable on Michael Schein’s No. 16 Pirelli World Challenge car, as the entire “face” is one big expanse of red. It’s one big :D smiley in car form. This is the happiest race car known to mankind.

“Oh my gosh, I get to go out on track!”

“ZOMG YAY.”

“HI, FRIEND. HI. HI. HI. Hey. Hey! I’m behind you. HI. Pssst. Psssssssssst. Hi. HI!!!”

“YEEEEEEEAAAAAAH WOOOOOO SUPER HAPPY FUN RACE CAR TIME!”

“WHEEEEEEEE!!!”

“Aw, yeah, it’s a hill. I WANNA GO DOWN THE HILL!”

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Whoever puts actual googly eyes on a 911 GT3-R will win my undying love and admiration.


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