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One NASCAR fan vowed to let the winner of the Sprint Cup race at Pocono Raceway determine the name of his newborn baby boy. Naturally, some of us hopes this catches on, only in an era with more women in NASCAR.

User Potbelly and 42 Others, in particular, hopes that such a trend will revive a country music standby:

Perhaps then life will be easier for a boy named Sue. In the meantime, let’s welcome Chris to the world and hope he never, ever ends up as the feature of a tragic country song himself.

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Congratulations on your COTD win, PotbellyJoe and/or some or all of those 42 Others! Let’s all revisit the classic, courtesy of Johnny himself: