My thoughts while watching this video: “Okay, it’s a drag race, anything can go wrong. Off they go, and, wait, that’s it? That’s the crash? That’s not so bad! People walk away from worse. Wait– wait– oh god. Oh god. NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE FIREBALL HOW THE HELL DID HE WALK AWAY FROM THAT.”

And not only did the driver walk away, look at that guy. He’s not walking away, that’s an actual strut. “Oh, that little conflagration? Ain’t no thang.”

The video description says that the driver plans to be back next year. Nothing can touch him, not even flames.


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