If he could find it, I bet he would say something about how this rain is 💩, or how spinning out and taking a teammate with you is 💩. Maybe he’d even say that he has to 💩. All I know is that 💩 is the best, most useful emoji ever.
This may be of some help for NASCAR Sprint Cup drivers who have time to kill under a rain delay, and woe be unto you if you’re reading this on a device that doesn’t support the emoji keyboard. (That’s 💩!)
Contact the 💩y author at firstname.lastname@example.org.